It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds

You’ve always dressed to impress But it’s only since social media That you can use your appearance To exact compulsory service

In school they put me in the gifted class but as one of my favorite teachers finally put it “There’s just something missing”

The bad news is that liberal societies can only cohere in the face of external enemies The good news is that we will never lack for

I hope to live several decades more making it odd to know so very well what they’ll put

We are all of us unreliable narrators Some of us just make a living at it

1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings

Home isn’t Where you go And they have to take you in No such place exists Home is

When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…

When at last my colleagues convinced me to go out after work and I’d relaxed enough to drop my… everyone could finally see my helm…

I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork

My wife– All 5 feet of her– Busted me out of prison So that I could get back To a life of time

Human beings have always been figh… with one hand tied behind our back… Unconscious human intelligence ena… to act without thinking and conscious human intelligence a…

When I got to the cave at the top of the mountain and asked the hermit What is the meaning of life? she said