I was always trying to find The signal in the noise Until I found God And discovered that It’s all signal
In polite society The most threatening words are alw… I’m disappointed in you Which is politesse for There’s a knife in you
God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print
No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense
There’s no time like the present as we now reside outside of time inside a stalled clockworks as useless cogs in the rundown machine
What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire
There was always an urn on the man… made from terra cotta Little then did I know it was for the remains of the persona non gra…
America’s belief system– The show must go on– comes into focus when you suspend disbelief Because it’s not about justice
Yes follow the money but only because the money follows the pleasure
It’s only once You’ve submitted to God’s will That God will say Surprise Me
In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap
Every time I screw up God says what He has to say and then He says Over and I always think
In countries with official state-r… Everyone pretends to pay attention So that they can go back to being… In countries with unacknowledged s… Everyone pays attention
Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it
When God closes one store He opens another
