Abiding means to wait expectantly, defiantly, or submiss… and I typically manage all three in the grocery store checkout line even in the express lane

Every time I screw up God says what He has to say and then He says Over and I always think

My wife fixed me with a stare that said Really, what haven’t you done for…

You may think that the unconscious Is there to protect you from seein… How the sausage is made Because if you knew You wouldn’t want to eat it

Riddle me this: The Riddler commits crimes of the… By loving each and every one of us… But always leaves clues behind In the form of a riddle

“Did you know that your brain regularly fills in for missing information, much of the time without you even knowing that this is going on?” “(I)t happens so very quickly and without con...

In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today

The tough part about loving someon… is that connection supports autono… It’s tough to love someone enough to grant them their freedom and you can only do so

My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy

Would that my morning toilet were a ritual and not just the muscle memory of a muscle memory

The Matrix is man-made And women have to live there Though, being closer to God They have one foot out the door Which is why it’s said

I believe because I doubt sounds absurd until you realize that if there’s no doubt about it you are not free to choose

Just as a lucky horseshoe works Whether you believe in it or not As long as the competition to pass… Goes on forever Then everyone’s a winner

We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…

The moment of truth has come and g… Leaving us with the whole truth: The best and worst is yet to come When there will be nothing but the… And you will only know the best fr…