Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging
The number one cause of divorce Is holding a grudge We are divorced from reality Because we hold a grudge against t… We resent the truth
Not much has changed but now I’m a glass is ten per– cent full kind of guy
Zionism is the hill I will die on To be buried in the ground From which the world to come Is about to burst forth
The truth staring us in the face Is always our own reflection– Seeing ourselves backwards Providing just enough distance For us to acknowledge the truth
Where once I feared death Now I fear that Death will be anticlimactic
The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
Love is never generic– It is always specific to our genet… And in the giving we are both gene… And generative as we make the worl… Also making us generals, taking ch…
I hope to live several decades more making it odd to know so very well what they’ll put
What do all apples have in common? It only takes one rotten apple to… Because all apples are unique But a mob of apples are uniquely b…
The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar
One of my favorite Peloton instru… Said the following: “You don’t get stronger during the… You get stronger when you recover” By workout I take him to mean
In the past Anyone on the far right or far lef… Could look all the way across the… And see their opposite On the far right or far left
Our glass Is an hourglass And whether it is half-full Or half-empty Time is running out
They say that it is impossible To travel at the speed of light But slow and steady Always wins the race Because it is actually
