Going home had come to feel like dining in a restaurant where the food is celebrated but the customers merely tolerated

Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead

If you want a world that isn’t just a bunch of window dressing don’t have a world in which we’re all constantly being window…

What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene

The fruit of the tree of knowledge… Has fully ripened In the form of the internet Which looms large With the promise of looming catast…

As the Zamboni driver erasing everything that just happe… so it can all happen again I am preparing for my own death

I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…

Nietzsche imagined eternal recurre… as the ultimate Yes to life! whereas Jews understand that life is a lot of love and work

They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us

God’s hand Is a fist Until the moment You come to fear God

I was waiting for my ship to come… But maybe I should have made like… And built a ship Especially since my neuroses all c… You’ve probably heard of them–

If you’re looking for answers life is a wild goose chase If you’re looking for the next que… life is a never-ending scavenger h…

The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors

On the internet You have to talk the talk Or you have to walk the plank In the world to come You have to talk the talk

As users of language we give off meaning the same way that plants as users of sunlight give off oxygen