I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class

You’ve made Your waterbed Now steep in it

I have half a mind to lose my mind and half a mind to find God The question, natch

In the act of creating new life men presage their relationship with death

When postmodern nihilism governs w… Western elites govern by playing i… Because nothing is worth the risk

Behaviorists insist that the mind is a black box which makes it an utter mystery

Time tells a story and linear time is a plot device we’ve made up, call it a time machine, to advance the plot

Every time I screw up God says what He has to say and then He says Over and I always think

If we’re to believe the internet a hero’s journey consists of a hero who goes on an adventure, is victorious in a decisive crisis… and comes home changed or transfor…

We thought we had finally notched… by confronting Father Time with the paradox of our times when self-defeating is the new win… but we can’t win for losing

I can forgive myself anything exce… All of my contingency planning Was contingent upon Sending a contingent of negotiator…

What would my life be like If I stopped worrying And trusted God completely? Instead of preparing for the worst And hoping for the best

You can’t cut the cord When you are the cord Connecting what you’ve been told y… With How you will inflict that burden o…

Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…

Either Life imitates art and becomes an exhibition Or Art Imitates Life