Delusions of grandeur about yourse… Are inevitable Delusions of grandeur about God Are impossible Which is how

The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time

At first blush It all seems so unfair– We have to both please God And thank Him But then we blush

If you want to understand human be… You need Sigmund Freud If you want to understand Freud You need Jacques Lacan If you want to understand Lacan

We are all mistaken in locating the black sheep’s diff… in the color of his fleece when the real distinction is that the other members of the flock

If I could put Just one thing In a time capsule It would be A crystal ball

We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal

Insanity is also seeing people do the same thing over and over again and expecting them to let you cons…

Think about how much control they… with a made up version of eternal damnation Then consider how much freedom you’ll be left with

It was only after The social media firestorm Had burned our civilization down That we rose from the ashes Like a phoenix

What would my life be like If I stopped worrying And trusted God completely? Instead of preparing for the worst And hoping for the best

I have two dogs Which means I’m in double trouble I have three daughters Which means

Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money

Mysticism, esoteric knowledge, these are euphemisms for what’s hiding in plain sight: We are not alone

They say Believing that God has a plan for… Is a fantasy But unless you believe in God His plan for you is