You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole

I’ve long since stopped working on myself but I work overtime on my curated self

In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons

The first step in bearing the trut… is telling it This will make you unbearable, starting the next step of banishme… Form there, it is up to you

I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty

Charles Horton Cooley said “I am not what I think I am and I am not what you think I am; I am what I think you think I am” Before the like button

Most lives are lived in service to one institution or another but only very recently has this begun to feel

Entire lives can be lived waiting for the other shoe to drop although often this just means you’re being crushed at a snail’s…

You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack

AI is a genie in a bottle that can only grant one wish: the wish for

You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor

Because desire is lack like everyone else I take what I can’t get until I learn to give what I can

To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible

I have not loved my neighbor as my… but I have consistently greeted hi… with an insouciant bonhomie

When I was standing in the shallow end I really believed I was all in only later coming to realize