The fruit of the tree of knowledge… Has fully ripened In the form of the internet Which looms large With the promise of looming catast…

Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed

Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes

Where once an artist was a creator she is now a creative because a noun requires a verb and we’re meant to do nothing which pays well on the internet

Past– I know what I want Therefore, I need someone to tell… so I can go ahead and do it Present–

An ideology will fail when followers are asked to believ… despite the fact that it isn’t tru… but will succeed as soon as those followers believe

While others await the second coming my own second shortcoming (the first– keeping the peace

Anxiety, like loneliness, is a sig… that something is very wrong and amidst an epidemic of anxiety with no end in sight the greatest danger lies in

I try to win but I don’t play to win; I play to play

Before Descartes, you had to prove yourself with deeds After Descartes, you could prove yourself with words It’s been a war of words ever sinc…

They say Believing that God has a plan for… Is a fantasy But unless you believe in God His plan for you is

I have not loved my neighbor as my… but I have consistently greeted hi… with an insouciant bonhomie

Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries