You can’t burn a bridge when they’ve already dismantled th… to keep you out but you can burn an eternal flame to mark the location
People still make all the mistakes but now A.I. does all the learning
We treat life as if Postponing the inevitable When we should be busy Preparing for the inestimable
Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana
If you want to win friends and inf… Find out what they care about (This is easy) Ask them about it (This is significantly harder)
Don’t fear death– Time is the chisel With which we sculpt the infinite Or if, like me, you work with word… Each day is a first edition
Nietzsche, who famously never marr… described marriage as a long conve… Had he wed he would have realized it’s actual… a series of brief interrogations
Self-inflicted wounds Are those that result from Trying to cut yourself off from G… Because that is impossible So, you just end up cutting yourse…
X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates
No one seems to see (least of all me) that being all you can be isn’t about clutching superiority– it’s for abjuring mediocrity
Insanity is also seeing people do the same thing over and over again and expecting them to let you cons…
You will only find happiness when the answers to the questions What would you do if you knew you… and What would you do if you knew you…
What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene
Jews have learned the hard way How to discern when someone has Failed to earn their F for failin… The tell is whenever a Jew just Living a life
The soul is like water The body a glass And a dead body is just A glass from which All the water has evaporated
