As a start Put your mouth where your money is… This is called telling the truth But, of course Telling the truth

Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food

7 in 10 Americans believe in heave… while only 6 in 10 believe in hell which is why the house always wins

The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven

There’s no time like the present as we now reside outside of time inside a stalled clockworks as useless cogs in the rundown machine

The saying goes There’s no I in team But there is a me And it’s because You give yourself to the team

The world is a cast of characters Social media is a caste of caricatures

In the movies they always guess right when it’s time to cut the blue wire or the red wire on the ticking time bomb

No one loves a woman like her man and no one loves capitalism like its Marxists In each case

Almost every student prefers and l… But will almost always take the vi… Because those classes are always e…

In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic

If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round

If you can convince people that something is inevitable they will behave as if it’s already happened making its eventuality a non-event

Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker

God doesn’t make mistakes But He lets us make mistakes Which, unless I’m mistaken Means there’s no mistaking us for… But being mistake prone