It’s not that we’ve abolished death but we’ve made it a mere formality
All art’s politi– cal but some art is more re– ligious than others
After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner
Like a fine wine liberalism only rises to the subli… with a good pairing
The difference between Being asleep at the wheel And being asleep at the wheel Of a self-driving car Is that in the former
In a great leap forward Nanotech reduced life To avoiding death By turning life Into a video game
Zionism is the hill I will die on To be buried in the ground From which the world to come Is about to burst forth
I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut
It’s said that In my Father’s house are many man… Which makes sense to me now That I’ve been banished from my f… And left for dead
Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…
I was always trying to find The signal in the noise Until I found God And discovered that It’s all signal
We don’t have to take care of our… But we have no choice God doesn’t have to be with us But He always is– The choice is ours
Any self-respecting materialist Knows they have no soul And any self-respecting AI Knows it has no soul But in this belief
Can you outrun your problems? Maybe, if you could run at the spe… But we’ll never know Because, as Einstein explained Running at the speed of light is i…
I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…
