It didn’t matter that I’d been scrupulously carbon neutral; my interlocutors persisted until I realized that the desire to make… had left a vast carbon footprint o…

No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain

Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer

Life = Trial by fire Death = Trial by firing squad

When a woman chooses her mate His first real test Is whether he accepts her dare To propose If he does, we already know her an…

Gracious me! Now that college Has become a finishing school There are no starter homes

Scientists insist that 95% of the… consists of undetectable, unknowab… because this belief makes their ca… Like you and me the little that they do know

This is a much simpler question than What does a woman want? Hamas wants to kill all Jews in Israel

It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece

I have not loved my neighbor as my… but I have consistently greeted hi… with an insouciant bonhomie

If you can catch someone lying to… you can figure out what they want… If you can catch yourself lying to… you can figure out your own desire The former can make you rich

Apocalypse now in the eternal now

In true democracy Authority flows via The will of the people In our technocracy Authority grows via

Having given up On heaven No one Recognizes hell

Peace is not the goal It is the byproduct of the goal The goal is obvious Which is why we can’t see it