In an online community You don’t have to commute But your sins will never be commut…
In a great leap forward Nanotech reduced life To avoiding death By turning life Into a video game
Life has given us pumpkins ostensibly for carving and smashing but I smell an opportunity though the opportunity cost
People used to kill the goose that laid the golden egg because they wanted more gold
You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…
You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling
The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous
Anticipation or dread work equally well at stopping time though the length of the work week
Where once man strove to move mountains now he settles for making them
The last stage of wes– tern civilization was groupthink without groups
If I’ve said it once they’ve liked it a thousand times
If you Buy it You might Like it
When I was a young man I couldn’t see the forest for the trees Now that I am old and wise I can’t see the forest
The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…
Insanity is also seeing people do the same thing over and over again and expecting them to let you cons…
