Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle

We used to be able to talk to each… About the world Because we could always say Present company excluded But now that every screen

Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!

I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away

As bumbling first mate to his capt… Gilligan wasn’t in charge But he was the star of the show Which is how the male ego understa…

Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups

Is being a conformist without a cause enough to qualify me as an antihero

If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business

There are No shortcuts On an Infinite journey

How anti-Semites use exegesis to… against the Jews: Step 1 – Cite Love your Enemy Step 2- Interpret

Nobody remembers how to forgive Because posting on social media Is an act of seeking approval

Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened

The cover-up is always worse when there’s no crime

Life can seem meaningless But I’ve found that Meaning is never lifeless

In regular old capitalism we used to say time is money In the attention economy we say