Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires
You Can’t Be Seen On
What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.
Two roads diverged the one to the left leading up the garden path the one to the right leading down the garden path
Our civilization is a bureaucracy And a bureaucracy’s raison d’etre Is to replicate itself Replicate, of course Means to repeat through duplicatio…
The days of having a cold spell have given way to the era of casting a cold spell
The only thing harder in sports Than hitting a baseball Is writing This maxim applies to every human… Especially writing
You’ve made Your waterbed Now steep in it
“The week that AI went to scale” was immediately followed by “North America’s UFO weekend” as if all this time the UFOs had been waiting
Liberalism is a gift That can only be received from Go… Sourced anywhere else It becomes a debt That can never be repaid
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism
An uninterrupted winning streak Can only be had through An unchanging mean streak
Jews have learned the hard way How to discern when someone has Failed to earn their F for failin… The tell is whenever a Jew just Living a life
In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…
I thought I was Playing to the crowd When all along I was getting Played by the crowd The crowd, it turns out
