The purpose of our education syste… Is to condition us to give the rig… Which, of course Are those that please the authorit… The necessary condition for real l…

Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know

I generally find that the only thi… People are less interested in hear… Than what I dreamt about last nig… Is the poem I wrote this morning Which actually makes sense

Upon my retirement I thought to myself Maybe now I can get some work don…

Freedom looks like Total autonomy When really, it’s The deepest connection

But you will always get a second chance to make a false impression

The true test of power today is whether or not you can be forced to accept a forced apology

A record sounds the same every time you play it A broken record is intolerable because it isn’t broken, it’s just…

Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…

An uninterrupted winning streak Can only be had through An unchanging mean streak

The narcissist is a two—sided coin… Heads, I need you Tails, I hate you– and the more you meet a narcissist… the more they will hate you

Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable

Desperate to identify new funding… We gambled that a steady stream of… Would flow to those whose stream o… Forebode the worst downstream effe… So, we began livestreaming the fut…

It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious

The real miracle is that While you can’t believe without im… You can fake it ‘til you make it Revealing the passage towards beli… Belying your disbelief with the ac…