To be the bigger person you need to realize that egos are like animals: the smaller their proportions the greater their proportional str…
She believed me when I said that my life was based on a true story
When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…
Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me
I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief
Insanity is thinking you can ever get what you want and devoting your life to getting it
What I lack in subtlety I make up for in volume
A civilization can die From a variety of causes– Famine, conquest, madness, etc. In succumbing to boredom Ours will be the first
They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us
7 in 10 Americans believe in heave… while only 6 in 10 believe in hell which is why the house always wins
By now, everybody knows Rick Deck… So, we know that when replicants r… from slave labor they are hunted down and “retired”… in service to the true humans
Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed
People need to be a part of someth… And light is both a particle and a… Surfing, then, is a mystical union… But the internet is a tsunami And surfing the web a death wish
The fog of war is not knowing what’s coming next The fog of peace is thinking you know
In a few years we’ll all look back on liberal democracy and fake laugh
