No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…
I was one of the ones who craved religion without religion This, apparently was easy to arrange But now that I’m longing for
I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it
At work They know me by my secret identity The mild-mannered Clark Kent But at home with my family I can relax and let them see the r…
A poem is worth A thousand pictures A life is worth A thousand paper cuts So, if I were to
The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!
Past– I know what I want Therefore, I need someone to tell… so I can go ahead and do it Present–
I changed My mind By following My heart
If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound
God will accept everything about you but the one thing He won’t take is the blame
The dictatorship of the professori… uses neologisms to prevent counter elocution and to speed the transition to authentic sophism and the
Heart cancer is vanishingly rare because a heart of gold only spreads love, not gold while a mind of gold inevitably spreads all the way
I trusted the process It wrought processed food I’m still processing
Negative theology collapsed when it became apparent God was sanguine
