In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together
When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory
My constant sense of dread Was just a case Of perpetual stage fright In a never-ending performance of c… Now that I’ve dropped the act
Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us
The reason every man has his price is because he always fails to real… 1. that he can never get what he w… 2. this makes his desire priceless
I’ve never been good at shaving I struggle to put on deodorant wit… And I’m frequently dripping tooth… Onto that same shirt In this an many other ways
This world’s highest praise– “Never change”- Is actually a curse Only God and His Torah are uncha… So that in our constant evolution
The duel with yourself is whether Your life will be a duel with God Or a duel against others This is the fight of your life And you have two hands
1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings
We are sleeping on God And our slumber is What keeps God up at night Worried we won’t make it home Where the heart is
At bottom crypto mining is just another form of extracting fossil fuels But the crypt keeper knows that the best way to hide somethin…
Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors
There’s no time like the present: Do it now Like, there’s no time like the pre… Do it now, but from an ironic dist… There’s no time to like the presen…
Relationships are built on trust And the problem isn’t that we cybo… Don’t trust the other side Which was always vanishingly rare But that we don’t trust our own si…
We spend our whole lives going in… Our mistake is believing that we’r… When we’re always either Slowly spiraling upwards Or caught in a downward spiral
