A fishbowl made of screen glass is a fishbowl made for one that is magically adjacent to every other fishbowl in this world we conjured where

They can kick you out and send you to Siberia but they can’t kick God out of Siberia

If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when

Father knows best practice is to ask your mother

I can forgive myself anything exce… All of my contingency planning Was contingent upon Sending a contingent of negotiator…

In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today

In 2019 KLM Airlines began advertising that you should take the train instead; it felt like being asked to open up the marriage

I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together

As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other

God is the world’s only super-bower

Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer

Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want

God knows our weaknesses By heart And always keeps them In mind

It’s not that we’ve abolished death but we’ve made it a mere formality

By the time Abraham and Isaac cli… Human beings had long since evolve… Survive danger and avoid death Long enough to overcome death By reproducing and raising offspri…