In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering h… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor

The difference between dreams and… Waking life is a recurring dream That fulfills your most urgent wis… For another chance So, if you’ve been given another c…

Just because we’re not in control Doesn’t mean we’re out of control The rest is commentary

A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician

We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles

It’s become harder than ever to be the court jester– you have to use humor to speak

You may think that the unconscious Is there to protect you from seein… How the sausage is made Because if you knew You wouldn’t want to eat it

The devil’s one job Is making you an offer You can’t refuse And there’s only one thing The devil can’t offer

If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure

It’s said you become what you hate; I hate losing things

The ego is a helicopter equipped to safeguard belonging deter conflict and elevate status

What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.

You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her

The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it

I am just like everyone else In that I am nothing like anyone… Which is how I am one While we too are one