Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche

Originally it was about Michael Bike and called Bike Rider

In the story of The boy who cried wolf There was no wolf Until there was And there still is

We mistake the feeling of control for the feeling of freedom when freedom actually consists of the courage to take risks Those who encourage us

How much Are you willing to sacrifice For what You cannot have

And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws

Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage

The mean streets of easy street Lack any meaning– To get there, try going crazy But everybody knows You’d be crazy to try

You’re only truly clever When the devil says “Live forever If only from God you’ll sever” And you reply “Never For God is always my lever

The only ones Who antisemites hate more than Je… Are Jews who defend themselves There is a name For their belief system:

If you want people to Languish, Control their Language If you want people to exercise the…

You need to follow the rules all t… so that you’re following the rules… At the same time, you need to know exactly when to break the rules But there can’t be a rule for brea…

On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit

The American far left lacks a unifying Great Leader because as a cult of narcissists each disparate member belongs to their own

People want the lockdown to be enforced with facial recognition technology because they don’t recognize thems…