There’s always been a method to our madness Its latest name is the scientific method The madness is believing in

The epic poem for this epoch will have to say the most with the least

The Imaginary: I disagree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it The Symbolic:

The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published

One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”

A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off

Narrow minds see The narrow odds of making their es… Cleaving to the straight and narro… They’ve cleaved the path in two And because they can still see no…

We talk about current times But time is a current That gives us our power We hate death Seeing it as the loss of all power

There was no end in sight but we put an end to that by losing our sight And all we could hear was the sound of violence

Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you

When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become

The biggest risk of immortality is the lack of risk Chances are you’ll be bored to dea… for all eternity

We’ve taken the mystery out of lif… Which makes this a murder mystery Because in choosing immortality We are killing ourselves More accurately, then

It was always true that if you tried to save the relationship by looking the other way eventually they’d want to be

The fatal mistake Is taking his weakness For kindness