In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up

God gives us what is necessary but not sufficient because nothing is ever sufficient

Would that my morning toilet were a ritual and not just the muscle memory of a muscle memory

The old playbook was all about helping you know the right time to go for it

Climate change is just the latest chapter in our ever-ending story

You can’t break the chain of events but you can break the chain of custody for the chain of events

What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire

By preserving crucial memories Your amygdala prepares for the fut… Through understanding the past By digging strategic memory holes The internet controls the present

You can cash in on your talent You can cash in on your good looks You can cash in on your hard work You can cash in on your good luck You can even cash in on all four

People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time

Your mind Is playing a trick on you And you are the trick But since all healing Is a form of getting over yourself

When they drew a winner It looked like we’d won By the luck of the draw But we came by our good fortune The honest way:

If you want to understand human be… You need Sigmund Freud If you want to understand Freud You need Jacques Lacan If you want to understand Lacan

It’s the odd couple that isn’t always trying to even the score

Many people think of life as a gift but to me it’s more like