The first half of life Is spent waiting for the inevitabl… But inevitably, you get distracted… Because a watched pot never boils The second half of life
Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…
Before the culture war you could talk to someone anyone say what you think and, when necessary, append a
Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk
When a woman chooses her mate His first real test Is whether he accepts her dare To propose If he does, we already know her an…
The Matrix is man-made And women have to live there Though, being closer to God They have one foot out the door Which is why it’s said
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
Whenever people used to ask Why bother? I always had an answer at the read… Don’t bother Because it involves bothering othe…
If dreams are the fulfillment of wishes you aren’t allowed to make then daydreams are the fulfillment of wishes
People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…
God took the risk of betting on us Because He made us to embrace ris… God is betting that we pass our on… What are you willing to risk your… a. Everything
Poets are to their poems As parents are to their children Preparing them for the world Without knowing what they will do
It’s a modern miracle: With social media You can finally Have your fake And be it too
My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it
There’s more than one way to move… So, I’m always beavering away At my dam that bends the river Far, far away from the foot of the…
