If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…
Everyone has a shoe size and a city size– I wear an 11 and a half and a 600,000
There’s always an excuse So, there’s never an excuse For running out of excuses
War gave way Not to peace But to endless meetings
You will only find happiness when the answers to the questions What would you do if you knew you… and What would you do if you knew you…
Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will
It’s true that some people have al… But it’s not dumb luck that nobody… The way it works is that People get as much truth as they c… And the rest of their load is good…
The opposite of failure Isn’t success It’s epic failure
When they told me I was one of many I took them to mean I was the one
I used to say Nothing to see here but now that I’ve embraced transparency there really is
You can neither know nor control t… But you can follow it And as you follow the truth You will come to know How to control yourself
The American social contract takes the form of an unholy allian… If you don’t question my authority… I won’t hold you accountable So, when our barons traded the US…
I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme
In the world to come The United Nations will finally r… If you can’t beat ‘em Join ‘em
It’s only once you realize There’s no such thing As your own success That you avoid becoming A victim of your own success
