I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…
Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air
I am not who I think I am I am not who you think I am And I am not even who I think you… I am who I-Am-Who-I-Am thinks I…
Where before It was handed to me on a silver-pl… Where everything real was just bel… Now I’ve found the real way forwa… By making it up as I go along
The first difference between your… When you know your boss’s eyes are… You need to look busy But when you know God’s eyes are… You actually want to get busy
God knows In a game of hide and seek The best place to hide everything Is right in front of your nose So, you’ll never believe what I j…
In theory rule by consensus sounds more democratic but in practice it leads to hung juries
It’s obvious that God is doing us… But it’s less widely acknowledged… God calls in all His favors And the only way to return the fav… Is to try and do the impossible
Pressed on their oft explicit Sometimes implicit goal Of driving all of Israel’s Jews Into the sea, Western antisemites insist
I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage
Am I winning If I am Beating a dead horse
The usual cruelty Is having multiple children And enforcing a hierarchy In order to keep the peace Unusual cruelty
When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing
My wife is R2-D2 Which, of course Makes me C-3PO She is constantly getting us into… In order to save us from ourselves
Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork
