“C-3PO: Help! I think I’m melting! This as all your fault! (R2-D2 makes a series of beeps that sound like chuckling)”; “C-3PO: R2D2 where are you?”
My wife is R2-D2
Which, of course
Makes me C-3PO
She is constantly getting us into trouble
In order to save us from ourselves
And my fears and neuroses
Are only overcome
By the courage I find
In my undying loyalty to her
