The soul is like water The body a glass And a dead body is just A glass from which All the water has evaporated

I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds

There is no theory of quantum grav… Because– Einstein notwithstanding– No one understands gravity There is no theory of God

Having priced myself Out of the market I’ve rebranded as generic

Get back! Problem is The internet will still be there w… Get back

The wrong crowd used to let things get out of control Now the wrong crowd has the best

According to experts There are only seven basic plots Limited to the believable There are no experts on the truth Because the truth

As the new Assistant to the Deput… your primary initial responsibilit… 1) Establishing détente between wo… and paleo dietary restriction fact… while maintaining the dining hall’…

The world to come will be Exactly the same But for one startling difference: God’s love will never go unrequite…

Desperate to identify new funding… We gambled that a steady stream of… Would flow to those whose stream o… Forebode the worst downstream effe… So, we began livestreaming the fut…

This world’s highest praise– “Never change”- Is actually a curse Only God and His Torah are uncha… So that in our constant evolution

When postmodern nihilism governs w… Western elites govern by playing i… Because nothing is worth the risk

I’m not afraid of rejection– Life is a series of rejections Until you learn that Life goes on I’m afraid of abject humiliation

I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore

The only thing more threatening th… Is change So, the most courageous person is… Stands up in public and announces… What counts as change?