The internet is king And every social media post the sw… Screening out anyone who sees in t… The red flag of totalitarianism And only letting through
If we’re to believe the internet a hero’s journey consists of a hero who goes on an adventure, is victorious in a decisive crisis… and comes home changed or transfor…
Our souls have a body Our bodies have five senses And we all have a sixth sense That there is no sixth sense Yet we’re left with a sense of sel…
Sex is like The world’s most powerful wild ani… And we are to ride it Since it is the only force strong… For the building and maintenance o…
The most common form of fooling ourselves isn’t thinking we’ve got everyone fooled… It’s denial that we’ve fooled anyo…
To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible
You can’t learn to write because nobody knows quite how to… You can’t learn to network because everybody is already netwo… So when you pay tuition for a writ…
When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing
A grown up is someone who knows the right thing to do and does it anyway
With organized religion there is a method to the madness In a rational society there is a madness to the method
I’ve never been good at shaving I struggle to put on deodorant wit… And I’m frequently dripping tooth… Onto that same shirt In this an many other ways
When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness
It should come as no surprise when the Emperor with no clothes e… Off with their threads!
You can use the Force or you can use force and the Force will use you because the Dark Side or the Light Side
Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires
