They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us

It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece

People have long complained of working in silos so it’s been amazing to see them embrace putting in all of their emotional…

Father knows best practice is to ask your mother

If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio

Life is a movie in which childhood is a sequel to your pare… adulthood is a prequel for your ch… and making it to old age is living in a spin-off

Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done

Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…

AI is A nobody And I am Nobody’s fool

It’s widely known that A man’s best availability is his a… The highest praise for a man is What would we do without him? But it’s rarely said that

Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer

I’ll go those who want to live on forever in their apartment… one better– I’ll never even leave

The ego always has three choices: 1. It can listen to the id and do what it wants to do 2. It can listen to the superego a… what it is supposed to do

There are no atheists in foxholes; the world is a foxhole

Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously