I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized

It was always true that if you tried to save the relationship by looking the other way eventually they’d want to be

It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds

Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had

Peace is not the goal It is the byproduct of the goal The goal is obvious Which is why we can’t see it

The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:

A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family

You have bathed in the Fountain o… Every time you wash off the sweat After a hard day’s work

I have a prediction to make: We can’t predict the ending But when it’s all said and done Everything will seem obvious For example,

Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche

My A.I. Companion has one setting for telling me what I want to hear and another for what I

Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air

Like Jacob If you wrestle with the divine Through the darkest hours You will get hurt and limp away Which we call experiencing loss

The internet is king And every social media post the sw… Screening out anyone who sees in t… The red flag of totalitarianism And only letting through

The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for