The never-ending apocalyptic refra… may just be yet another version of death’s denial: The world must be ending

I have not loved my neighbor as my… but I have consistently greeted hi… with an insouciant bonhomie

The sooner we realize that wholeness is impossible the sooner we can redouble our efforts towards obtai…

Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…

The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…

Peace is not the goal It is the byproduct of the goal The goal is obvious Which is why we can’t see it

I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized

When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance

It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious

The question isn’t: Why is there something rather than nothing? It’s: Why does it mean something

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism

Social media– the bureaucracy of the people– is an eternal now where you always have just enough time

I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk

Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated

I can forgive myself anything exce… All of my contingency planning Was contingent upon Sending a contingent of negotiator…