Before I feared God You could say or do Just about anything to me And I would respond No big deal

The mind’s job Is to get to the heart of the matt… And then the heart opens And the matter is settled As our mind is made up:

When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing

Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job

The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors

My organizing principle Is that everyone wants to be princ… Unless they realize that God is p… And that for God Everyone is principal

Friendly competition is heaven on… Culture war is hell on wheels Of time But now that our culture’s wheels… We’ll soon be out of time

I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me

One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”

When I was standing in the shallow end I really believed I was all in only later coming to realize

Originally a method for learning from mistakes science had been debased into a tool for sorting right from wrong

When God closes one store He opens another

When we serve God determinedly Every day is humbling As we marvel at what we have been… And with it, the chance to give on… When we serve ourselves relentless…

Your ego has you fooled To stop playing the fool Start identifying with your soul And as soon as you do You’ll begin to see the ego

If you instill children with self-esteem before they’ve fought and won confidence you’ll make of them cowards