The lion hasn’t lain down with the lamb if, in its slumber the lion dreams it’s a lamb

My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged

The difference between God and ma… When we get up to our usual shenan… God always says Frankly my dear, I do give a damn

In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap

I know what I want But do I want everyone else To know what I want That is the question

Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers

People wonder how long it will tak… AI to get smarter than us but the smart money is on us getting dumber than AI first

In polite society The most threatening words are alw… I’m disappointed in you Which is politesse for There’s a knife in you

I used to have my own opinions then I started sharing them

Mating For Life Saved My

Today’s peace movement, in a nutsh… Do what we do Not what we say And we say we come in peace Because we’re mostly peaceful

I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed

People are afraid of change so they change with the times

Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire

People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…