As ever There is the easy way And the hard way The hard way Is being condemned to a freedom
I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together
If you made a Venn Diagram of my office and a coal mine the only thing you’d put where the… is the canary we keep by the copie… If the canary is dead
Never trust anyone who doesn’t believe in hell They’re almost always the ones whose idea of heaven is usurping God
We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky
Desire is a tautology rendering each of us a failed ouroboros as dogs chasing our own tails
Yes, everything good between a man and a wo– man involves friction
The world has gone to heck And heck is hell Minus the pleasure
As the Zamboni driver erasing everything that just happe… so it can all happen again I am preparing for my own death
The wait is heavy So, I choose to carry a heavy wei… And where the wait is exhausting The weight is strengthening As long as I rest between lifts o…
There’s nothing you can say to me that I haven’t already ignored
Most lives are lived in service to one institution or another but only very recently has this begun to feel
Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging
Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…
We can’t tell you how anything wor… It’s computers? Nothing works? This party rules! It’s not the only party in town
