When the loyal opposition smelled a rat the administration’s defense centered on the fact that it wasn’t the rats that had carrie…

We already had the unconscious– A vast mechanism to shield us from… And it is so vast Because we are so very wrong But now, with the internet

It’s not a real collection Unless It’s unsatisfying It’s not real money Until

I asked ChatGPT to tell me what I was thinking and it said You’re thinking I once was lost

In the cold war the gravest danger was recklessnes… which we solved with Mutually Assured Destruction The culture war

The arts say What can’t be said While agitprop tells us What can be said In a game of

You start out needing money to advance your ideology but you end up mouthing your ideol… to rake in more money

This world’s highest praise– “Never change”- Is actually a curse Only God and His Torah are uncha… So that in our constant evolution

Business or pleasure? Let’s get down to business and ple… This is also known as Dying happy

Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors

Those who can do talk shows Those who can’t teach others to show, don’t tell

Breathe in not out

History’s first lesson– the ABCs– is that, unless coerced not to people kill the ones they hate History’s second lesson–

Whenever people used to ask Why bother? I always had an answer at the read… Don’t bother Because it involves bothering othe…

I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth