You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…
It’s not a wine and cheese crowd unless everyone there hates crowds
Each of us gets to ask God one question and this question is your life
We all have stuff With our stuff we do our thing Our thing is making a mess Which is called creation Our mistake is thinking we need to…
I’m always asking God What is the meaning of life? In response, God looks at my life… What is the meaning of this?
“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…
All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior
Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…
My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret
If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…
How do I love me? Let me count t… I love me to the depths of my stom… and when in line in front of a lum… I’ll take the last fried rice in t… I love me to the level of Wall St…
They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…
The lamppost is an outpost Where it’s safe to admit That between you, me, and the lamp… Self-knowledge is over-rated Self-deception is automated
In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap
My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion
