It all clicked for me when I realized that Hebrew School Is a party school
I will gladly suffer fools for love
I disapprove of what you say but I will defend to the death your right not to mean it
If I say yes That’s just a guess If I say no Then I don’t know If I say maybe
The path to victo– ry begins with laughing at yourself in defeat
You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump
At first everyone was to be followed by a p… to protect us from terrorists or kill us if we were terrorists But then it was decided that
7 in 10 Americans believe in heave… while only 6 in 10 believe in hell which is why the house always wins
The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul
If a computer could speak we could not understand it
Where once an artist was a creator she is now a creative because a noun requires a verb and we’re meant to do nothing which pays well on the internet
You don’t really know someone until it becomes clear that you don’t really know them
It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds
I trusted the process It wrought processed food I’m still processing
We spend our whole lives going in… Our mistake is believing that we’r… When we’re always either Slowly spiraling upwards Or caught in a downward spiral
