We’re hearing a lot of talk About saving democracy As if we were still A civilization ruled by a majority Which respects the rights of the m…

Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists

Service is inevitable; it’s why we… And there are three kinds There is serving others Because they control you– This is slavery

Everything changed when Snob appeal became mass appeal Since once the internet democratiz… It only matters What you can afford to believe

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In counting on finding our own gra… We counted our chickens before the… And now our chickens have come hom… In the form of the internet’s cons… And there’s just one chicken–

Scientists insist that 95% of the… consists of undetectable, unknowab… because this belief makes their ca… Like you and me the little that they do know

The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…

In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

When we serve God determinedly Every day is humbling As we marvel at what we have been… And with it, the chance to give on… When we serve ourselves relentless…

Instead of dismantling oppression we dismantled the printing press inaugurating the Information Age when no news is good news all information is disinformation

If, after 10/7 you have the chutzpah to ask What just happened? their answer– It didn’t just happen–

There’s always a deadline when I read a lifeline so I’ll cut right to the chase: Conjoined with your avatar you will live forever

No one was more surprised than the… when we cracked open his shell and… the inside covered in mirrors