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I once heard of a person In this case a woman (Though it could just as easily ha… Who divorced her husband Explaining

In this charming reboot of a classic kidlit gumshoe series our eponymous hero Wikipedia Brown solves thought crimes by

Whenever it looks like the Jews have finally been accepted by their host culture you can be sure that trouble for the Jews

Before I feared God You could say or do Just about anything to me And I would respond No big deal

Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning

That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery

Imagine if the Terminator had com… Not to kill off human beings But to seduce them and mate Begetting offspring That are neither human nor inhuman…

Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires

So, how did we survive? We felt God’s Presence OMG, we would have never thought…

I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…

I know the world is round from experience: I ran from the truth for so long that I ran smack into it

I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego

I’m converting to Judaism but I’m a Scorpio so, I have a head start

The sixth extinction was hardest of all on the balloon animal artists