Blood is thicker than water Unless it’s blood From a turnip
The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!
He should have said: If everything is permitted then God does not exist
Once the highly educated noticed t… in Buddhism right thought leads to right speech and right ac… it was only a matter of time before Mindfulness became
If I could put Just one thing In a time capsule It would be A crystal ball
If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring
The internet is based on sensual p… Minus three or four of the senses And one or two dimensions of space…
Given the current nostalgia for shared reality we shouldn’t forget that peak shared reality was mutually assured destruction
When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped
Kid, I’ve flown from one side of the galaxy to the other, I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s a theory of mind controlling everythi...
To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible
In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up
At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation
In a bit of irony the only thing that both sides can agree on is that a win-win is intolerable
I thought I was too smart for my own good But happily, I’d overestimated my… and I was just smart enough to be vaporous
