When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance
A rising tide lifts all boats But a rising sea floods all moats
Reasonable people can disagree By agreeing to disagree But unreasonable people Can’t disagree on anything So, they have to agree on everythi…
What if Vladimir and Estragon had actually been stalling for Godot
The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured
I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism
We are on the cusp of a great cala… The war of all against all Will commence as soon as No one lifts a finger Do not be fooled–
My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy
Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups
We fear that the long game Is a long, lost game Because we find ourselves lost Forgetting how, on the surface of… We can plow forward in trust
The good Hurts so good The bad Hurts so bad And the ugly
Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…
If the honeymoon is over And things have gone leaden Rejoice, you have a lot of work to… Which is known as the golden age
Imagine what the mannequins say to… as they go their separate ways fro… as each ships out from the factory A religious mannequin says: There, but for the grace of God,…
