Seeing as no good deed goes unpuni… Everyone else turned the job offer… And went back to waiting on their… Only the Jews understood that In the real world

I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds

Did we stop playing the long game because it is the wrong game or is it only the wrong game because we’ve long since stopped p… Or is asking that question more of…

We call the end of sex the little… And the idea of casual sex Is as absurd as casual death

We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking

When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory

I used to think the way it works i… if it’s true then you believe it Later, I thought if you believe it

Behaviorists insist that the mind is a black box which makes it an utter mystery

In an online community You don’t have to commute But your sins will never be commut…

You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole

Women give hints So that men will think It was their idea I’ve never been good at taking a h… But I’m good at following orders

Two things can be true at the same… 1. Logic tells us what we can and… 2. Paradox tells us God can do wh… More importantly God sees what we cannot do

Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…

Chapter 1- Defense Mechanisms, an… We all defend ourselves– If you are unprepared to defend yo… It just means that Your defense is unconscious

Desire is Putting all of your eggs in one ba… Wisdom is Understanding that there is only o…