Materialism’s biggest assumption Is that death has the last word Which is why In their fear of death Materialists never let anyone else…

On the internet You have to talk the talk Or you have to walk the plank In the world to come You have to talk the talk

I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food

When I think of everything God has done for me I cry like Crying Jordan Would you believe With God

You can’t call timeout in soccer But you can fake an injury You can’t call timeout in life But you can fake yourself out By believing you’ve faked us all o…

In Judaism The three most important prohibiti… Idolatry, adultery, and murder In idolatry you abandon God In adultery you abandon your soulm…

Every time I’ve totally lost it It was because I feared I had lost control But they can imprison you, torture… And yet they can’t take your self-…

America hates its poor now more than ever because they are the embodiment of embodiment

If Meta has its way Meta will be to the metaverse as God is to the universe Of course if you look God in the face

Free speech is when you can say anything you want as long as you don’t really believe it

Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski

Because we are social beings whenever people said they have no… they always meant they have no soc… Real life was social life But now social life is short for

And so I wake in the morning and I stay inside and I take a deep breath and I let out a sigh and I stream from the top of my ru…

An antisemite is someone who sees… And wants to keep it for himself So hear me, antisemites– Your obsession Does not make us

When I was a kid we thought the end of the world was coming any minute via The Button Instead it came a little later