When America was grouped by right… We could always meet in the middle… This was called democracy But those days are over With America divided into

Insanity is thinking you can ever get what you want and devoting your life to getting it

The sixth extinction was hardest of all on the balloon animal artists

Your search for a vein is now done in vain under the soft tyranny of wireless narcotics in whose touchless embrace

Given a choice We prefer A fait accompli

Like everyone else I dealt with My anonymity By becoming A recluse

In all my dreams of flying my life has come

My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough

Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle

We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…

The brain is pattern-seeking And it will keep making the same m… Until it sees the pattern for itse…

All of our choices Come down to this: We can fear God Or we can fear death

You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet

The banyan tree grows up around a host tree which eventually dies leaving the banyan hollow at its c…

If Meta has its way Meta will be to the metaverse as God is to the universe Of course if you look God in the face