What else can I say? Is for most people a rhetorical qu… But the poet takes it literally Making it the exception that prove… That everything is a metaphor for…
Adolescents are testing the world By way of their parents– Will it, will they Give them what they need Or
God is hard to know– That’s how you know He is God And how He knows you care Whereas the devil doesn’t care How you found him
The blood-brain barrier is semiper… Because your heart pumps out love By the truckload
Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors
How do I love me? Let me count t… I love me to the depths of my stom… and when in line in front of a lum… I’ll take the last fried rice in t… I love me to the level of Wall St…
Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana
You can cash in on your talent You can cash in on your good looks You can cash in on your hard work You can cash in on your good luck You can even cash in on all four
How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? None– We turn to an inner light
The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…
The wrong crowd used to let things get out of control Now the wrong crowd has the best
People complain that Jews stick t… In spite of, or, more likely, beca… That it is why Jews are still her… And always will be Jews stick together because
Excuse me, Are you still Taking excuses?
I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized
If I say yes That’s just a guess If I say no Then I don’t know If I say maybe
