Before I met you the happiest I’d ever been was when everything I’d ever wante… was on lay-away because I didn’t have to make any…

While others await the second coming my own second shortcoming (the first– keeping the peace

I was born in the summer of my 47th year coming home to a place my mazel’d ever been before

In granting us free will God took the greatest of risks God also made us in His image God risked it all on us Risking it all on Him

This is going nowhere so, by all means let’s keep going

It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious

In this charming reboot of a classic kidlit gumshoe series our eponymous hero Wikipedia Brown solves thought crimes by

She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost

When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick

Narrow minds see The narrow odds of making their es… Cleaving to the straight and narro… They’ve cleaved the path in two And because they can still see no…

God gives us what is necessary but not sufficient because nothing is ever sufficient

Much of life is boring Which is also why Life is so funny

We put tracking collars around ani… We put smartphones in our hands And in holding them We have our hands around our necks

Tom Brady keeps a portrait of him… that is becoming progressively more likable

The biggest risk of immortality is the lack of risk Chances are you’ll be bored to dea… for all eternity