It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…

I’ve always been more interested in who wrote the book of self-love

It’s always a bad idea To admit you have no idea Put another way: No idea is a bad idea You get the idea

Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes

Rest assured AI will give us exactly what we d… Because the devil is gentle but fa… Whereas God is tough but more tha…

We like to think That the solution to our problems Is coming together As one human family When this whole time

There are neither good people nor normal people just people who are good at sticki…

One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party

I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty

Having given up On heaven No one Recognizes hell

The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed

All dressed down with nowhere to go

In the story of The boy who cried wolf There was no wolf Until there was And there still is

A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second

We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to