You keep the peace they get everything else
My wife wears her heart on her sle… Yet remains a total mystery– How can she be so sure? I’m sure I don’t know But sure enough
Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…
As the Zamboni driver erasing everything that just happe… so it can all happen again I am preparing for my own death
At bottom freedom consists of the possibility that you are wrong
The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology
When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice
Takeoff always happens just as we are running out of runway
The American far left lacks a unifying Great Leader because as a cult of narcissists each disparate member belongs to their own
As a child Whenever I played Ms. Pac Man On my Atari 2600 I dialed the settings down From four ghosts to one
I am a minimalist if only because it requires minimal effort
They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…
I’ve now reached the age when anticipation con– sists of nostalgia
Living during COVID-19 Was like trying to eat A bag of individually wrapped M&M…
Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job
