As ever There is the easy way And the hard way The hard way Is being condemned to a freedom
Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns
Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe
It’s as thoughtless as a fling conjoined with worshiping as we all “Move fast and break thi… For in going from built to last arriving at built too fast
Wash, Rinse, Reinterpret
Slow and steady wins the race If there is no finish line How do you win If you can’t finish first? If you’re the one
In person we can struggle for equality Online we’ve already achieved
All plants and animals die But only human life is A near-death experience Immortality, then Wil be the death of man
I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife
The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that
When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience
Haunted by conflicted feelings in… my therapist and I finally traced… when I preferred Pepsi to Coke and McDonald’s to Burger King but B.K. served Pepsi
Yes Life is a pain But it is a labor pain
Soft totalitarianism is like shoes That are just tight enough To remain comfortable If you don’t go anywhere
The last stage of wes– tern civilization was groupthink without groups
