If as according to us their problem is being worse than… at least they can get better But our problem

Social media– the bureaucracy of the people– is an eternal now where you always have just enough time

We can be given responsibility by God but we can only take control

Some people are orchids Some people are dandelions Some people like the ugly duckling are orchids who think they’re dand…

There is no theory of quantum grav… Because– Einstein notwithstanding– No one understands gravity There is no theory of God

There is no Status quo But there is Status

If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA

Knowledge is power said the company man of the hour on whom we all soon began to sour for institutional knowledge is dou…

You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye

She believed me when I said that my life was based on a true story

The blood-brain barrier is semiper… Because your heart pumps out love By the truckload

There’s always a deadline when I read a lifeline so I’ll cut right to the chase: Conjoined with your avatar you will live forever

Exhausted by the pendulum swings b… feeling overwhelmed and disappoint… we’ve taken elements from Too much, too soon and

Science was happily letting the cat out of the bag until Schrodinger’s Cat was found in and out of the bag at the same time

Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war