We spend most of our waking lives alternating between procrastinatio… and delayed gratification as if by putting things off we’ve bought ourselves more time
The devil is ingenious: Since our minds are inside the min… The devil has designs on us Uploading our minds to the cloud– i.e. To hell–
I’ll give you the forest And I’ll take the trees You save the whales And I’ll keep the bees The sand in your eyes
God gave us creation and said Help yourself and so, we plundered it realizing too late that the only way
When you first arrive in hell they… Get comfortable, you’re going to b… Which is exactly how they hold on…
Globalization is the Titanic The United States dollar is the hull that keeps the Titanic af… And US debt default is
No sooner were the gates free of b… than we’d paired off and squared off as fascists vs. totalitarians And as for the dissidents not spoi…
You can’t make art worth dying for with what art is worth paying for
The sixth extinction was hardest of all on the balloon animal artists
You know the (re)normalization of… is in full swing when the New Yor… justifies its publication of a cro… in the shape of a swastika on the start date of Chanukah
I’ve been gaining valuable experie… In on-the-job training It’s a big job But somebody’s got to do it– I’m learning how to predict the fu…
What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.
When I put a period at the end of my text message it means that
I don’t meet many people with a mind like a steel trap Instead, the really smart people tend to have minds like trawling n… to catch the really big fish
You can’t believe without doubt But if you only believe in doubt Then you’re doubting doubt Which is like Exhaling and exhaling
