No one seems to see (least of all me) that being all you can be isn’t about clutching superiority– it’s for abjuring mediocrity

Finding themselves at court in a r… for a body politic gone mad withou… aides could only hope to exploit h… bias in lieu of appeals to his dec…

The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed

There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say

If you would remake the world In your own image Then I can only imagine You believe you’ve thought of ever…

If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions

The kingdom of heaven is like a tr… where gentlemen may remove their h… while all others must

The distance between zero and one is infinitely greater than the distance between one and infinity

You’ll know you’re talking to God When He doesn’t talk back Yet you still have your answer

Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive

All behavior is purposeful and all behavior is self-serving until you realize that all behavior is self-serving which is when you find out what ha…

In my culture low hanging fruit is considered a delicacy

There was a time when fools managed perceptions in order to manage reality, realists managed perceptions because they couldn’t manage reali…

Never Win Anything

Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down