One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…

Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want

Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns

What happens within the gray matte… has always been a gray area but as the gray scale falls from o… everything is in black and white including the technicolor dreamcoa…

When anything you think Can and will be used against you The purpose of state-funded educat… Will be learning not to think As the doyens of higher learning

Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger

Everybody worships something But that something is amiss Hero worship is one thing But heroin’s an abyss Invisible from the One Ring

When you send an invitation You are communicating to someone t… They are both welcome and expected To show Moshiach that he is welco… We must welcome him into our heart…

Every writer has mistaken his shotgun for a rifle– He may hit where he aims but he will also surely miss In discharging his will to power

When we had bodies they called us extras which was short for extraneous though our negligible status lent a degree of latitude

After the death of God religion lived on as an inquest taboo

You’ve always dressed to impress But it’s only since social media That you can use your appearance To exact compulsory service

I always thought it didn’t matter if human beings really had free will as long as they experienced the wo… as if they did;

When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice

When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries