It takes guts to admit you don’t belong but it’s easy to read a sign that says No admission

Somehow we evolved to love a challenge but hate a challenge to our thinking

A civilization requires a high degree of both technological and cultural develop… So what do you call it when technological development

My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said

When I listen to the blues I can’t stop thinking of advice I’d give

The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations

In the story of The boy who cried wolf There was no wolf Until there was And there still is

All forms of life have an unconsci… sentient animals have developed co… to extend the unconscious’ operati… and human beings have developed la… to make consciousness the unconsci…

This ain’t culture war– it’s one cult in action with two rival factions

On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys

If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it So, in case of emergency Break heart To break free

My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway

The only thing Bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me

Our mistake is in believing That a lifetime of events Come varyingly in one of two forms… Blessing or curse When in truth

Science was happily letting the cat out of the bag until Schrodinger’s Cat was found in and out of the bag at the same time