God is one And God is the one that got away But God is still the one that’s got a way

When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…

Pressure is wanting it for someone else Passion is wanting it

This world is backwards And reverse is the only way forwar… How do we put it in reverse When everything is backwards? By rediscovering our drive

Google Glass never took because smart phones are a prosthetic for the hands not the eyes

We have religion for the heart and science for our brains but the head and the heart are afraid of each other because there’s nothing for the ne…

Your ego never knows it’s there Until you greet it Which you do By addressing the other

The biggest shock of Judgment Day Was that they don’t give out grade… Just comments Which, of course, is worse Mine said:

I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego

The most useful pawn is the one who believes himself king

When we had bodies they called us extras which was short for extraneous though our negligible status lent a degree of latitude

I never believed in automatic writ… until I tried my hand at TikTok and felt an invisible hand gently (as in pleasantly) but insistently (as in relievedly)

As we grasp for total control And everything spins out of contro… God reminds us of all that is beyo… Which is everything But for what we believe

Pacifism is the ultimate weapon For if you can prohibit your enemy From defending himself Then all that’s left Is to love him to death

It’s widely known that A man’s best availability is his a… The highest praise for a man is What would we do without him? But it’s rarely said that