A rising tide lifts all boats But a rising sea floods all moats

Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map

At night in the city you can only see three stars but you still have to give them five stars

Thanks to QR codes you can sign-in without your signature much as for some time now your phone has enabled you

I once heard of a person In this case a woman (Though it could just as easily ha… Who divorced her husband Explaining

Johnny Cash is going to Jackson; I have been to Jacksonville

I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone

On planet Earth there are natural… Anything you do comes with natural… On Google Earth there are no limi… You can do anything you want But anything you do

You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole

As long as there have been people there have been people wearing mas… the difference now is that each mask comes with an entire cos…

At first everyone was to be followed by a p… to protect us from terrorists or kill us if we were terrorists But then it was decided that

The difference between a human bei… And an animal Is that a human’s instincts Can be wrong

A long time ago I received my mission statement: The best version of myself isn’t t… I’m currently on my ten thousandth… Trying to figure out what this mea…

The ego (that’s you) is a symptom of lack (that’s nothing)