There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman:
You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her
Paradoxically To approach perfection You need to make Really big mistakes Ironically
It’s not just that “Man is wolf to man” It’s that he has always known this about himself and yet
They put a circle at dead ends so you can either live there or turn back but we just keep
When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone
Wonder Woman’s invisible jet was like a stratospheric glass cei… preventing her from flying like Superman
In ancient times the scribe produced holy texts through which you encountered the sacred Today, the coder makes hypertexts through which
Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death
A memory hole should be just deep enough to bury yourself up to the neck– Any deeper
Whenever I hurt someone I’m sure that I’m a honeybee about to die But it always turns out that I’m…
When people ask me How are you doing? I tell them That’s above my pay grade
People are only willing to wait and see when they already know what they are looking for
In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth
If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint
