I’ll go those who want to live on forever in their apartment… one better– I’ll never even leave

I was always afraid to admit I knew they would knife me in the… Until I came to fear God Which is how I know He has my back

The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him

At the end of The Sorcerer’s App… as chaos reaches a crescendo the sorcerer appears just in time and sets things back in order Apprenticed to no one,

History always repeats itself And we find ourselves once more On the banks of the Red Sea Under extreme duress To put it mildly

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

Nothing is esoteric The mystical is the every-day There are no secrets But there is a lot of denial

The depths of despair will be alleviated to the degree of your depths of attachment

Cognitive Behavioral Therapy (C… Holds that there is a sequence In which an experience is followed… By a belief, a thought, and a feel… Fair enough

As human beings Every last one of us Is trying to get away with somethi… So, give thanks to God– He will never let us get away

Sanity requires distance And social media is always Right at our fingertips

Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…

I can forgive myself anything exce… All of my contingency planning Was contingent upon Sending a contingent of negotiator…

I am not who I think I am I am not who you think I am And I am not even who I think you… I am who I-Am-Who-I-Am thinks I…

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism