At bottom God is a brute fact and Satan a brutal fact

Because I was both my private and public self I was neither and my trail went cold from there But now that there are neither

Raised with reverse psychology– Love your enemy– It was only once The world was turned upside down That I saw things as they really…

Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees

I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…

We live in an age when the greatest danger is an excess of caution

Money can’t buy me love; Bitcoin doesn’t need to

Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated

In an online community You don’t have to commute But your sins will never be commut…

There was always an urn on the man… made from terra cotta Little then did I know it was for the remains of the persona non gra…

You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole

Updating Nietzsche with a nod to Vince Lombardi Art isn’t the proper task of life; it’s the only task of life if life…

If I said– The worst thing you can say about… is that he always plays it safe– then he sounds like a perfectly ni… But when I say–

The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published

Haunted by conflicted feelings in… my therapist and I finally traced… when I preferred Pepsi to Coke and McDonald’s to Burger King but B.K. served Pepsi