When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school
You keep the peace they get everything else
I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside
Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning
Only a fool believes that the river obeys the riverbed
The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
What looks like the wreckage of my life is just my crumple zone doing its job
You have to do the right thing aut… At the same time you are doing it… This seems impossible because No one has ever quite done it Which is why you might call it
“The week that AI went to scale” was immediately followed by “North America’s UFO weekend” as if all this time the UFOs had been waiting
The revolution will be permanent When nobody means what they say But everybody memes what they say
If the honeymoon is over And things have gone leaden Rejoice, you have a lot of work to… Which is known as the golden age
Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD
Life has given us pumpkins ostensibly for carving and smashing but I smell an opportunity though the opportunity cost
When I was a kid we thought the end of the world was coming any minute via The Button Instead it came a little later
Life is a give and take And since he’ll never give any cri… Because he can’t take any criticis… A people pleaser is the walking de…
