My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric
Most lives are lived in service to one institution or another but only very recently has this begun to feel
When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…
In the beginning God said Let there be light A week later In the Garden of Eden
The phrase A woman’s intuition Tells us that a woman Is more intuitive Than a man
They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth
Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead
Human beings are social creatures because even though we can only ever talk to ourselves it works better when we talk to ou… in the presence of others
We used to say Hold the phone Metaphorically Because we were about to say somet… Or because we needed to stop and t…
Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…
“Democracy is the worst form of go… Except for all those other forms t… Since all other forms involve deat… And democracy merely involves symb… But democracy has an illness
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
The only way to survive being abandoned is to love with abandon
At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation
There is the rule of law Which is self-explanatory Or there is the law of rule Which will always be explained to…
