When I was a child The most authoritarian teacher Exerted her control through Silent lunch Yesterday, in the cafeteria

You wanted them all to yourself because they didn’t want anything to do with you and this is the sound of

Excuse me, Are you still Taking excuses?

Our mistake is in believing That a lifetime of events Come varyingly in one of two forms… Blessing or curse When in truth

In a word, the internet is a Goliath Remember, Moshiach will be from the line of… Goliath,

The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations

The opposite of failure Isn’t success It’s epic failure

By keeping us on screen text messages, direct messages, et… are always mixed messages of the Trust, but verify

Looking for signs of intelligent l… We imagine their supremely advance… Like somnolent caterpillars Dreaming up fabulous cocoons of th…

A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician

It’s not that we are past The point of no return But that we the people Have invested our life savings In scorn for our neighbor

Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…

In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed

I’ve been running the numbers and the running joke that we’re running the show will keep everyone running in plac… until they all start running for t…

What I lack in subtlety I make up for in volume