Peace is not the goal It is the byproduct of the goal The goal is obvious Which is why we can’t see it

Putin lost his mind then he lost his war then he lost his job or Putin dropped the mask

It’s only once you realize There’s no such thing As your own success That you avoid becoming A victim of your own success

My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it

People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…

In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology

A civilization requires a high degree of both technological and cultural develop… So what do you call it when technological development

Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings

War gave way Not to peace But to endless meetings

Just when you think You’ve seen it all It all falls apart So, you put it back together again Thinking this time it’s forever

I’m not a Buddhist but I understand that the bodhisat… doesn’t enact his escape from suff… exiting the cycle of birth, old ag… but through the determination to r…

While others await the second coming my own second shortcoming (the first– keeping the peace

In life We all have brushes with death Leaving wounds That either become scars Or beauty marks

Well at least he died doing something he felt he had no choice about

If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio