Lao Tse said of the Tao that “You can use it any way you want” Jacques Lacan further insisted th… you should only use it the way you… when he said

The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations

The kingdom of heaven is like a tr… where gentlemen may remove their h… while all others must

The time is right When we realize The price is right What is the price? If you have to ask

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You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump

We don’t understand our childhoods so we spend our adult lives reenacting them in the hope that an outside observer

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Charles Horton Cooley said “I am not what I think I am and I am not what you think I am; I am what I think you think I am” Before the like button

All behavior is purposeful and all behavior is self-serving until you realize that all behavior is self-serving which is when you find out what ha…

The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring

In Blade Runner Replicants are slaves Birthed in an adult body With false memories implanted To make their burden somehow beara…

Human beings are that species For whom No Is considered a cryptic response While

Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis

All opinions are wrong but you can only learn from your own mistakes