Forecasting the rain in Spain is mainly done in vain

Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…

Every story has side effects but the side effects from true sto… may be life threatening

Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go

Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one

In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together

Optimism Hope without optimism Hope against hope Unconditional surrender Noncontingent being

When God closes one store He opens another

What do you call a wolf in sheep’s clothing who believes you are what you wear? The ruling class

My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it

If they cut a deal with the devil to cut you loose without ever having to cut the crap they’ll cut right to the chase and… how much it saddens them to cut ti…

Once again, we find ourselves unable to avoid asking– Why do so many people hate Jews to the point of wanting to see the… But let’s refine the question,

Everybody knows that the media is a weapon of mass distraction Social media takes the next logica… as a weapon of mass refraction that distorts our vision beyond re…

The reason every man has his price is because he always fails to real… 1. that he can never get what he w… 2. this makes his desire priceless

The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…